Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
(via mads-turbation)
(via danglingthpider)
OMG THERE IS A SHERLOCK ON THE BALCONY AT WONDERCON AND HE MAKING A PHONE CALL EVERYONE IS YELLING ‘DON’T JUMP!’
THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T TRUST COSPLAYERS.
(via consultingmoosecaptain)
Could someone please write a shevine fic which is like a high school stupid love story between country boy Blake and BAMF!Adam. I’ll be dying if someone’s willing to write this!
Come a little closer..
The way you look tonight..
My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you
i am SCREAMING
